I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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