a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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