Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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