It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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