Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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