No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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