thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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