youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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