Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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