Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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