long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This is my gift to your gina
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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