i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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