Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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