that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
