I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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