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(513): View more from Ohio

Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am

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(503): View more from Oregon

and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.

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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(407): View more from Florida

It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up

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(845): View more from New York

I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary

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(515): View more from Iowa

i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars

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(516): View more from New York

A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.

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