I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
