he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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