Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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