Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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