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toast her oven

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toast her strudel

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inspect her gadget

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(856): View more from New Jersey

My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"

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(989): View more from Michigan

i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

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(609): View more from New Jersey

imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.

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(253): View more from Washington

That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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(847): View more from Illinois

i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero

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(901): View more from Tennessee

After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man

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