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(660): View more from Missouri

i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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(585): View more from New York

there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer

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(914): View more from New York

i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.

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(513): View more from Ohio

dude I fucking saw you snort tequila

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