Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
two words: eviction party
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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