it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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