we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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