Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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