i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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