They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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