I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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