Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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