dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Let's paint friendship bongs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
