I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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