We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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