do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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