ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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