Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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