it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Terrible idea I love it
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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