Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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