I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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