Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
