Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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