It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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