I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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