I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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