She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
we should paint friendship bongs
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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