Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You pole danced in your parka.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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