Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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