And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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