I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I cockslap morals
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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