ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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