Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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