He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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