Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's official drugs can't kill me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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