I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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