Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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