So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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