she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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