Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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